The ideal father/son relationship.
I… I didn’t know that they could be purple.
it’s a shiny.
If I met someone in real life who just hangs unlit cigarettes out of their mouth “as a metaphor” i would rip it out of their mouth, light it, smoke half and then put it out on their smug pretentious metaphorical fucking face that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard of for real
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
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